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Friday, September 27, 2024

Current Fodder for Mental Masturbation

My resignation letter. Marinating it in the drafts.

- Oizys.
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drawer no. 04 — things found this week

✦ a sentence overheard and stolen

✦ one very dead moth

✦ a receipt I cannot explain

✦ three unfinished thoughts

✦ a pomegranate tree outside my window

✦ something I should probably throw away

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